Staff
Here you can learn about our intrepid young staff.
AMPHETAMINE
Amphetamine promotes energy and decreased appetite. At least in drug form.
Our own Amphetamine was born and raised in Canada, and she's THIS close to being a ginger. An evil ginger heads the game. RUN.
CODEINE
It's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for.
NEMBUTAL
Nembutal is just plain lazy. He desced some rooms and then he told us he wasn't paying child support. Go figure.
SOMA
Soma is lazy too, but moderately less so than Nembutal. She is the bug monkey and gets a certain sick satisfaction out of completing +jobs. We think we'll keep her.